Dave has been invited to participate in a bike supercross event at San Francisco\'s Pac Bell Park. Unfortunately none of the race officials seem to have gotten the memo. Dave tries to talk his way into the park while he intros the Off Kilter segments. First up, \"The Glorious History of San Francisco Poontang\", where Charlie resurrects that 70\'s form of hooking up, Fern Bars. Bars, David, Fern, Kilter, Lockhart, Off, Poontang