From a distance we see a Humvee sitting alone in the middleof a huge, empty desert. Just the Humvee, nothing else formiles. We hear the sound of a man making machine gun-likenoises.JAEGER (V.O.)At-at-at-at-at. At-at-at-at-at.DISSOLVE TO:\n\n CU - HUMVEE\n \n There are three soldiers at the Humvee. Second Lieutenant\n JOHN EPPS, who sweeps the horizon with a\n pair of binoculars. PFC WES HAMMOND, who is behind the wheel\n looking very bored, and PFC MARK JAEGER, who is at the\n Humvee\'s thirty caliber machine gun, making the noises and\n shooting at phantom troops. When Jaeger talks it\'s with all\n the swagger of a B-movie hero.\n\n JAEGER\n At-at-at-at-at. At-at-at-at-at.EPPS\n What are you doing?\n\n JAEGER \n What does it look like I\'m doing? I\'m \n killing Iraqis. At-at-at-at-at. At-at- \n at-at-- \n\n WES \n Could you stop, please. You\'re giving me\n a headache. \n\n JAEGER\n A headache? \n\n WES \n Yeah, a headache. My head hurts. You\'re\n making me uncomfortable. \n\n JAEGERI\'m making you uncomfortable. Baking \n away in a desert in the middle of nowhere\n facing three-hundred-thousand screaming \n Iraqis with nerve gas scud missiles, that\n doesn\'t bother you. But me making a \n little noiseis driving you out of your\n skull. \n\n WES \n Yes. Yes. That\'s exactly it. Yes. \n\n JAEGER\n Okay. \n\n Jaeger goes right back to playing soldier. \n\n JAEGER(CONT)At-at-at-at-at.EPPS\n Knock it off! africa, alaska, bike, footage, found, motocross, motorcycle, president, south